An obese wild teacher who likes to eat small children whenever she has the chance and hides in bushes to sneak up on them . BEWARE of the BOCHIE IN THE BUSH!! :O she's gonna eat you!
One day, as I was walking to school, Bochie jumped out of the bush next to me and ate my face off for breakfast, then shit it out the next day on my desk.
by yummydeborah88 September 4, 2009
Get the Bochie mug.The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019
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by D-Butter September 23, 2010
Get the Boochie for the foochie mug.officially known as the the fattest cat in the world, Fat Boochie is said to eat 1 entire container of treats every two days. she is an abyssinian cat
by STENNYFOREVER February 6, 2019
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Sir you boochiecat needs to be cleaned
Girlfriend to Boyfriend I’m fingering that boochiecat tonight
Sir you boochiecat needs to be cleaned
Girlfriend to Boyfriend I’m fingering that boochiecat tonight
by Man butt, man booty February 22, 2022
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Brittany chomped ten boochies in one day, so she was a sure shot to become a new member of the boochie chompers.
by Jflynn1414 February 16, 2020
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2. A filler slang word for being violated.
2. A filler slang word for being violated.
1. "Damn girl, you looked amazing, but that boochie swank is what I'm really after."
2. "I thought I'd win that fight, but I just got boochie swanked."
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2. "I thought I'd win that fight, but I just got boochie swanked."
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by Boochie Swanker April 8, 2022
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