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An asian who fails at being asian. e.g. An asian who gets Bs in school.
Asian guy: my parents are going to kill me, I got a B
Other guy: don't worry, just tell them you're bsian, not asian
bsian by mggwdr August 6, 2011
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besiana • Besian • besianna • basian • Besbian • Besan • Beslan • bestiana • Baesian • Beisan
a curvy bikini model with a big butt and big boobs
Look at her bruh she’s a real bexian
Bexian by hornyidiot4286 July 22, 2020
most beautiful,savage teen out there.

I would be scared to be on her bad side.
Besiana is a savage
Besiana by imalrightfornow April 1, 2017
an alternative term for 'best friend' or 'bestie'.
fag #1: 1989 is taylor's best pop album.
fag #2: bestiana spill!
fag #1: purrr bestiana!
bestiana by benscoven October 27, 2020
An Indian Psychopath who likes to eat toenails. Toenails are imminent in its natural habitat. Beshanes are only found in the Nebraskan Ocean. Beshanes are also extremely racist towards racists who are racist towards racist black men. When it goes racist, it undergoes a extreme reaction that causes an earthquake and a tsunami is common to occur. It is recommended that if you see a Beshane, you do not approach.
Person 1: HELP ME! ITS EATING MY TOENAILS!

Person 2: Probably just a Beshane.
beshane by sldkfjlsadfjsadfasd November 25, 2016
Besjan is A guy that are so daaaamn hot. He is very strong and carrying human. He is also athletic and kind. And theone thing you should know about "Besjan" is that he rocks in bed. He got a big as dick too. He is very proud of his manhood and is not afraid of showing off. When you look in his eyes you dream yourself away because. A guy named Besjan often have black-brown hair and dark brown eyes, he is a real hottie and have eyes like a puppy.

I your name is Besjan you looove football/soccer. You also love the touch of the girl of your dreams.

Besjan can be very aggressive and ALWAYS winning a fight. So if I was you I wouldn't like to pick a fight with "Besjan"
Ohhh dammn.. isn't that the hottie in the football team.. what was his name again?

Besjan ofc!!!

He is so hot!! He's a "Besjan"
besjan by Love cake 22 December 12, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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