Benjaminge Button 

A little-known button, secretly located behind the clitoris, that initiates, upon it's stimulation, an anti aging process, by which the vagina tightens as the woman ages..

-"Did you hear Jimmy had sex with Jerry's Grandma!?"
-"Someone must've pushed her Benjaminge Button.."

Benjaminge Button by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Reverse Benjamin Button Disease 

Aging forward throughout time, becoming older every single year until you finally die.

"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"

"Can I be cured?"

"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"

Reverse Benjamin Button Disease by Hilaros Man100 March 29, 2013

The Benjamin Button Effect 

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.

Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect

The Benjamin Button Effect by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009

Benjamin Button dick 

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.

Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.

Benjamin Button dick by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018

Benjamin Button 

The state of looking fake-aged.

Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.

You are the ugliest, rubber-faced, fake-aged, Benjamin Button, droopy-eyed motherfucker I have ever seen.

Benjamin Button by Step Jinleft April 28, 2011

Benjamin Button's Shit 

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.

Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

Benjamin Button's Shit by Love SoFla April 5, 2009

benjamin button 

Something that even if you sleep through it, you still know what's going on.

"I fell asleep halfway through class, but it's ok, it was a benjamin button lecture"

benjamin button by jellosea March 17, 2009