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1. lecture
The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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by doma Mar 8, 2004 share this
2. Lecture
A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.
I have a three hour lecture!

3. lecture
An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me
by Dave Jul 14, 2004 share this
4. Lecture
The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.
"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."
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