Beard Slap 

A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.

Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"

Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-

Person 1: "...Actually..."

Beard Slap by KEEXNAN March 22, 2009

Slap a beard on that ho 

To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.

Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.

Slap a beard on that ho by Jake Bry February 9, 2008

slap the board 

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.

A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.

slap the board by kaspear February 10, 2019

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

beardscaping by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

beardscape 

the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.

I think I need to beardscape this weekend because I am starting to look like Chewbacca.

beardscape by beardster December 16, 2011

beardslipper 

A fucking cock

“Hey mate you know that cock Jeramy” “oh yeah he’s a total beardslipper”

beardslipper by Barbra647282828 August 14, 2019