Bassectomy
to vibrate a mans testicles from a filthy bassline to the point of causing ejaculation and imminent loss of fertility and use of the penis.
Bassectomy by Unicron420 March 22, 2011
Assectomy
Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.
Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.
Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.
Related Words
bastectomy
Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"
Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."
Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?
Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."
Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."
Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?
Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."
Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
bastectomy by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
Brosectomy
Brosectomy by AlexTheYes June 15, 2018
assectomy
assectomy by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009
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