Barnstaple 

A small (shitty) town in North Devon. Reputed to be the end of the universe, this was disproved when it aquired a 'Subway' and was deemed to be slightly better than Bideford, its nearest rival for that particular accolade.

Barnstaple boasts a number of shops, 'attractions' and pubs. Most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, glass, or at least stamp on- any outsider.

Any outsider to Barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the English language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a 'Subway'.

Let us not visit Barnstaple, there are Subways in other places, yet these places do not revere this fact as they often have more interesting things than a heated sandwich.

Barnstaple by Mr Dan January 29, 2007

barnstyle

Hillbilly term for group sex and orgies. This in volves farmhands,farmers daughter, farm animals and anyone that will step into the barn

farmer bob invited us to a party at the farm. When we got there he said this party is barnstyle so round up the herd and pack up my corncob pipe. Cause the barn doors are going to be locked up

barnstyle by Orbison August 24, 2016

West Barnstable 

One of the seven villages in the town of Barnstable, located in the heart of Cape Cod, West Barnstable is the largest village by land but one of the smallest by population. There are virtually no bad areas of this town. Most of the village is composed of salt mash and beach so the people are spread out over a wide area. Although there are no bad areas in West Barnstable, the village is home to Sandy Neck, the largest beach and the most popular bonfire beach out of all mid-cape areas and parties there may never go to plan...

Guy 1: wanna head over to Sandy Neck in West Barnstable for that bonfire tonight.

Guy 2: sure man, I'll go invite 20 other people I know!

West Barnstable by Bobby5767 February 19, 2013

Barnstable 

A town located on Cape Cod, Massachusetts. It’s divided into several villages, all different in their own way.

Start with the villages on the North, located on Cape Cod Bay. The North has mostly normal wealthy people.
West Barnstable- has Sandy Neck, one of the biggest beaches on Cape Cod. The entire town is nice and it still has its "small town" feel.
Barnstable Village- It is home to Barnstable Harbor, Millway and Cummiquid.

Now lets look on the South, located on Nantucket Sound; much different.
Cotuit-. People here tend to have a stuck up attitude of "being from Cotuit" even though it means nothing.
Osterville- Regarded as the nicest village in Barnstable. Has Dowses Beach. The locals only beach.
Oyster Harbors- Richest place on Cape Cod. Mansions sit empty most of the year as "summer cottages".

Marstons Mills- The average part of Barnstable. People here range from rich to bums and many are referred to as "Millbillys".
Centerville- Much is overdeveloped and people tend to stay crowded in.
Craigville- Part of Centerville located on the water. Has Craigville Beach. It’s the tourist beach and no true locals ever go there. If they do, it’s to annoy the tourists.
Hyannisport- Very wealthy small village. Famous for being the home of the Kennedy Family. Squaw Island, the golf course and the breakwater are all located in this small area.
Hyannis- Immigration happened and now it is the lowest place on Cape Cod. The only nice parts are on the water.

North and South Barnstable are so different!

Barnstable by capelocal January 6, 2014

The Tzarina of West Barnstable 

A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.

Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.

I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.

The Tzarina of West Barnstable by Jonnytrulove December 5, 2019

Barnstable high school 

Barnstable high school also known as “Stable”,”dirty stable”, and”red raiders” is a high school located in Barnstable Massachusetts. It is know for mainly “stable thots” and it’s good football team, along with drugs and a good time. Although its horrible mascot name “red raidera native American Barnstable is one of the best public schools on cape cod.

Do you go to Barnstable high school?

Barnstable high school by Theinsidescoop22 October 21, 2019

Barnstable high school 

A high school in Barnstable ma that had a pretty high population. The school isn’t the prettiest looking and they’re known for a lot of drugs. They cannot beat their rivals, falmouth high school. Also referred to as “stable”

This is a Barnstable high school situation.

Barnstable high school by Go falmouth January 27, 2019