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Balla Heavy 

A homosexual variation used to describe something heavy
Wow, that car is more balla heavy than my car
Balla Heavy by dictionary_man June 30, 2009
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Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm
It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.
Heavy Balls by Hondipo January 24, 2019

heavy balls

the way your balls feel after having oral sex with multiple women at a time
i fucked soo many bitches last night i had such heavy balls

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Itchy ball heaven 

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.
You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)

heaven's balls 

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry
heaven's balls by GlutBlast_Gangster1 September 3, 2016

Heaven in two little balls 

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.
I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.
Heaven in two little balls by 11penny September 26, 2021
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murderhobo 

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