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Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm
It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.
Heavy Balls by Hondipo January 24, 2019

heavy balls

the way your balls feel after having oral sex with multiple women at a time
i fucked soo many bitches last night i had such heavy balls

Itchy ball heaven 

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.
You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)

heaven's balls 

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry

Heaven in two little balls 

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.
I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.
Heaven in two little balls by 11penny September 26, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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