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Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm
It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.
Heavy Balls by Hondipo January 24, 2019

heavy balls

the way your balls feel after having oral sex with multiple women at a time
i fucked soo many bitches last night i had such heavy balls

Itchy ball heaven 

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.
You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)

heaven's balls 

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry

Heaven in two little balls 

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.
I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.
Heaven in two little balls by 11penny September 26, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026