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An alert for a very large person. Came up when describing a french whale (balene) and an alert. Hence balert
BALERT!!! she'll push you off the sidewalk. Watch out!
Balert by Ced Ced November 1, 2008
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An intelligent, sexy, smart and trustworthy person. She will give up anything that is everything for a person she loved. A Blerta will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerta wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerta will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything. She tends to be very cautious when it comes to guys and romantic relationships because all the men she have dated in the past or just the men that broke her heart but when she does love she gives them their full heart. She is a wonderful secret keeper and always a great shoulder to cry on. Treat her with as much respect as she treats you and she will never backstab you, walk all over her and treat her like crap and you're going to regret it cause she’ll forgive but never forget. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerta or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her. Meet one and she will love you until the end of time that is if you don’t stomp all over her heart because you’ll regret the day you ever crossed a Blerta. They always keep their word.
Damn I think im in love, she's a Blerta!
Blerta by ilovecane June 17, 2016
She is this sexy bombshell that is both confident and manipulative. Many guys like her but shes a closed book. A blerta has a good and evil side and she is lowkey the devil
-Beware she’s a Blerta
Blerta by LAURENBY April 16, 2020
A beautiful and loving girl. Her personality is outgoing, she’s all that.
Baleria is so nice, we should all be friends with her
Baleria by Skksls August 6, 2019
I'm fairly sure this was Homestar's failed mimicry of Strong Bad deleting e-mail in the Strong Bad e-mail episode where he leaves and Homestar comes into the room and cannot figure out the word "deleted".
Baleted by Anonymous August 19, 2003

blerta lama 

She’s the sexiest girl in the world . If you find Blerta lama remember that shes rare and never let go of her because blerta lama is sexy , feisty and can make you go horny . Blerta lama gives your smiles and if you when her as a BESTFRIEND never let go aswell . She treats her friends like gold and a lot of boys like her but doesn’t want to tell her because Blerta lama is a closed book if she doesn’t know you well however she’s as pure as fuck if she knows you well . If you break up with Blerta lama remember you will regret it in your life
Girl 1 - OMG! Is that Blerta lama ?!
Boy 1 : IM SO HORNY
To delete/ignore annoying people in an online chat...especially in the Kingdom of Loathing (www.kingdomofloathing.com)
That Janitor is such an idiot I'm glad I baleeted him
baleet by Janitor January 5, 2005
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