Awthm

The better way of writing awesome.

I am going to epically fail at life tomorrow

AWTHM!

Awthm by Martha Arthur January 17, 2010

Dick-Induced Asthma 

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.

Dick-Induced Asthma by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013

Reggie Lewis Asthma

a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.

call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"

Reggie Lewis Asthma by track123 January 14, 2009

Your City Gave Me Asthma 

Depression, utter sadness

Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma

My friend: Are you ok?

Your City Gave Me Asthma by Wilber Soot May 5, 2021

Asthma 

Living hell

I have bad asthma
Sometimes you cough so bad your chest starts to hurt

Asthma by Kissmyassmonkeyfucker September 19, 2018

Finger asthma 

n.

A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.

18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this
18:14 Uncle: Gun addons
18:14 Uncle: More ammo
18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg
18:14 Uncle: High dmg
18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo
18:14 Uncle: But
18:14 Uncle: Make it
18:14 Uncle: like this
18:15 Uncle: You can have
18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate
18:15 Uncle: And more ammo
18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about.

Finger asthma by Crytical September 5, 2010

Poop asthma 

Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.

I think my dad has poop asthma.

Poop asthma by gabey wabey October 9, 2020