n.

A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.

18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this
18:14 Uncle: Gun addons
18:14 Uncle: More ammo
18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg
18:14 Uncle: High dmg
18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo
18:14 Uncle: But
18:14 Uncle: Make it
18:14 Uncle: like this
18:15 Uncle: You can have
18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate
18:15 Uncle: And more ammo
18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about.

Finger asthma by Crytical September 5, 2010

Poop asthma

Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.

I think my dad has poop asthma.

Poop asthma by gabey wabey October 9, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026