Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including
Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop
in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes
dirty thoughts.