AutoIt 

Pronounced: AWW - TOE - EET

The greatest programming language in existence, with an awesome community as well. Is well known as a common cure for drunkenness.

guy1: I use AutoIt
guy2: Dude, your awesome!

AutoIt by M__a__t January 23, 2010

autotroll 

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.

Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.

autotroll by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011

Autobitch 

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.

I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.

Autobitch by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

Autotune Headache 

A headache and feeling of nausea you get from listening to music that uses autotune.

Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."

Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."

Autotune Headache by nothere413 September 8, 2010

autohit 

In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.

When Mary Sue beheaded Martin, that was an autohit.

autohit by Laurelina August 21, 2006

autotune

Pitch correction software specifically for vocals that makes up for a lack of natural singing talent. 90% or more of all "professional" recordings use this software.
An extreme example is that horrific Cher song from a few years back, and the Kid Rock song where is voice is all fucked up. Used in moderation it can hardly be heard except by a trained ear.

Remember before autotune, when singers could actually sing?

or

Man, that chick sings so bad not even autotune can fix it.

autotune by BennyW February 4, 2007

Autotext 

n. When a person is texting during a very dull conversation and writes a response without thinking about it, often with no memory of the act

Chris: this conversation is deadddd
Katie: Hahaha
Chris: i cant believe you just autotexted me

Autotext by Chris-James December 13, 2009