A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt.
"Last night, I fucked an astrocunt, and I literally came in 30 seconds."
by notoriousRIP April 06, 2009
someone so "cunty" they're out of this world
that mean bitch is an AstroCunt
by jwu! September 06, 2008