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Bobby has contagion Asswigs!”
Asswig by Arzonatic September 16, 2025
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An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.
Terry is really being an asswipe today.
Asswipe by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

Assignments has sent a message 

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

bullshit assignment

An assignment (typically for school) that is given for the sake of having an assignment.

Bullshit assignments relate to the course, but they do not particularly advance your knowledge in said course. Since these assignments are not useful for actually learning, they are bullshit assignments. It is just a bunch of busy work that makes life more frustrating than it already is... Especially since the assignment shouldn't exist in the first place!
Some courses require essentially no homework. The teachers will begin to feel as if they are doing a poor job because of this, and in effect, will create a totally bullshit assignment in order to justify their lack of assignments.

missing assignment

When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch
“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”

Fuck off mom”