Aooha 

Hawaiian for dance

Aooha or the leak by my sink, why did you bake a cake?

Aooha by Hawaiian surfer GAL* April 23, 2003

Anohana

Probably the realest anime you will ever watch. You'll know of its realness when you hit the end of episode 12. Good lord the feels. I watched Anohana last month. I'm still crying.

A; Where do you go to buy tissues?

B; Why are you asking?

A; I just watched AnoHana.

B; When was that?

A; Last month.

Anohana by Kyuutoryuu September 29, 2013

Aloha Male 

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.

His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.

He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.

"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"

Aloha Male by Johnny Soporno November 27, 2011

Aloha convertible 

An nickname bestowed on Boeing 737-200 N73711 (Boeing c/n 20209) of Aloha Airlines. On April 28 1988, this aircraft (flying as Aloha flight 243) was flying from Hilo, Hawaii to Honolulu at 24,000 feet. An 18 foot section of the cabin roof separated and a flight attendant was lost overboard in the resulting decompression. Everyone else stayed in their seats, and the crew was able to make an emergency landing in Maui. The accident was later determined to be due to metal fatigue, and resulted in more demanding inspection and maintenance requirements for high cycle aircraft.

We do dye penetration inspections on our aircraft because no one wants another Aloha convertible.

Aloha convertible by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 2, 2006

aloha cowboy 

Aloha Cowboy is a term used between two gay males when they engage in sexual intercourse. Usually the top says this to the bottom to initiate when he pulls out.

Dude 1: Get it out! It's so big!

Dude 2: Aloha cowboy

aloha cowboy by alohacowboy August 13, 2015

aloha snackbar 

Parody of "Allahu Ackbar" or "God is great", an exclamation used by surviving perpetrators of Islam-related violence. Used to mock Islamists, political Islam, politically-correct defenses of Islam and Islam-related violence.

Generally used as a simple exclamation to mock and show contempt for Islam and Islamo-fruitcake perpetrators of Islam-related violence, as in "Aloha snackbar! Bacon!". (Note: Use on commercial aircraft is treated as a felony by the FBI.)

aloha snackbar by Sal the Maniac September 12, 2013

Albuquerque Aloha 

Stabbing someone. This is how people in Albuquerque say "Hello", " Goodbye", and "Thank you".

Frank's in the hospital. Someone gave him the 'ole Albuquerque Aloha.

Albuquerque Aloha by Blkhrt September 12, 2016