Someone who spends too much of their life on a single, worthless project and refuses to go outside. An Alexanderite would be the kind of person to actually enjoy isolation for a year due to a certain pandemic.

You've spent 700 hours making that dumb 1 minute Geometry Dash level ? Dude, you're such an Alexanderite !

Alexanderite by imhotterthanwu March 27, 2020

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Alexanderism

Alexanderism is a monotheistic religion that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, solely based on the teachings attributed to Alexander. Alexandrites believe that Alexander is the only true, holy and sacred deity worthy of being considered a god. Alexander was born during the late 20th century in California, USA and currently continues to live on as a mortal. However, it is believed that if the Alexandrite population increases, Alexander the Great will continue to live in a spiritual form for eternity, even after his physical death. Alexander is recognized by adherents as an awakened king and philosopher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end visual suffering, achieve ultimate pleasure and nirvana, and escape what is seen as a cycle of visual suffering due to lack of beauty. Alexandrites also share and use a special language known as ESL to communicate. This is because the Holy Scripture of Alexander was written in this language.

What religion do you believe in?
I believe in Alexanderism.

Alexanderism by alexanderismlover August 8, 2010

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Alexander Kim

An Asian that loves creating nukes, and make dumb decision.

a alexander kim made a nuke to destroy something

Alexander Kim by Your friendly neighbor bob February 5, 2018

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