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Alexanderism 

A condition in which you are really bad at playing madden (mostly offense)
Alex: Bro I’m really bad at madden
Josh: Yeah no crap
Aden: Alex you must have alexanderism
Alexanderism by GingerJew42 December 29, 2020

Alexanderite 

professional believer, geometry dasher, green jumper enthusiast.
you see that dude, yeah... that kid is someone you don't want to be.... 700 hours on Believe!?!? alexanderite truly is a bruh moment.
Alexanderite by Alexanderite March 13, 2020

Alexanderia 

The most beautiful girl in the world. She's kind, sweet, caring, loving, amazingly smart, and overall the best woman a man could ask for.
Person 1: "10 ain't even good enough to describe this shawty!"
Person 2: "How you gon' rate her den?"
Person 1: "Mane, dat shawty's an Alexanderia!"
Alexanderia by ItsBigPimpin October 10, 2012

Alexanderite 

Someone who spends too much of their life on a single, worthless project and refuses to go outside. An Alexanderite would be the kind of person to actually enjoy isolation for a year due to a certain pandemic.
You've spent 700 hours making that dumb 1 minute Geometry Dash level ? Dude, you're such an Alexanderite !
Alexanderite by imhotterthanwu March 27, 2020

Alexanderism 

Alexanderism is a monotheistic religion that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, solely based on the teachings attributed to Alexander. Alexandrites believe that Alexander is the only true, holy and sacred deity worthy of being considered a god. Alexander was born during the late 20th century in California, USA and currently continues to live on as a mortal. However, it is believed that if the Alexandrite population increases, Alexander the Great will continue to live in a spiritual form for eternity, even after his physical death. Alexander is recognized by adherents as an awakened king and philosopher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end visual suffering, achieve ultimate pleasure and nirvana, and escape what is seen as a cycle of visual suffering due to lack of beauty. Alexandrites also share and use a special language known as ESL to communicate. This is because the Holy Scripture of Alexander was written in this language.
What religion do you believe in?
I believe in Alexanderism.

Alexander Kim 

An Asian that loves creating nukes, and make dumb decision.
a alexander kim made a nuke to destroy something
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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