Agilability

The heroic abilites that are called upon in drunken situations

Ruben had the agilability to hop that fence to evade the 5-0

by Weasle June 3, 2005

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Agilent

The quality of being simultaneously agile and vigilant.

Batman is agilent, especially in the Batmobile.

Always remember to be agilent after school.

by BatmanIsMyHomeboy January 21, 2011

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Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.

That crap was built using Agile.

Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.

by ALT-F4 November 24, 2012

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Agility

The ability to change direction quickly in response to a stimulus. One of the key components in sport performance.

John may not be able to run the length of himself, but damn he's agile.

For some positions in football, agility is king.

by Arsenal6 July 6, 2018

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Agile

Organized mind numbing micromanagement.

He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.

by nuninthemorning October 21, 2018

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