Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.
Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.
Guy 1: "Suzy is a nice girl, but she is REALLY ugly"
Guy 2: "She sent me a naked picture of herself once. Got it on my phone. Want to see?"
Guy 3: "Hell yeah. I gotta. Naked Curiosity Rule"
Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1
- Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
- Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.
The Harry/Sally Rule
- "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."
Naked Curiosity Rule
- Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.
All Availability Rule
- Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"
Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"
Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt." Girl walks away dejected Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"
Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way.
Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"
Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes
Guy 1: "Why does that jerk always seem to have a girlfriend even though he treats women like crap?" Guy 2:"Simple - FOPEA"
The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.
Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."
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