1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1
- Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
- Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.
3. The Harry/Sally Rule
- "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."
4. Naked Curiosity Rule
- Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.
5. All Availability Rule
- Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"
Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"