Spide

The spide. Most people who live in belfast want to move away as soon as possible because of these poorly dressed monsters. All of them deserve to die, literally. If you are passing by a group of them, completely ignore them, and do not look at them in the eyes or twice. Unless of course you are a spide yourself, or you are dressed similar (it's a good idea to wear a nike top over your Metallica T-shirt, and wear jeans as much as possible). However, if a spide who is on his own calls out to you, he will leave you alone at the slightest comeback. But if you ignore him, he will think you are "scared" and he will continue this.

Walk into belfast city centre, look around for 10 seconds, and you'll see a spide.

by M August 05, 2004

Spide

A Northern Irish male Chav who adores burberry and ocassionally steals the odd car or ten.

He might have ten kids - all of which are the same age!

A spide is often a 'hood' (car theif)

Who stole your car? 'That wee spide with the Nike air max'

by Lemmalola June 22, 2005

Spide

White abusive teenager covered entirely in sportwear (baseball caps, tracksuits trainers) and tacky jewelry, purchased entirely through state benifets.

Probably comes from the term "spider men" refering to the retarded way that they walk as if they are carrying 2 tvs under their arms.

I saw some spides listening to Energy 106 congregating outside McDonalds....I wish cancer upon them.

by Mephs July 22, 2004

Spide

A creature usually found in large numbers(3-12, who hates most other things.

Likes:
*Corsas/Novas
*"wheet lihtnin"
*"liek"
*"dblyew caye dee bloo"
*"knokin teh fook outta wenkers/hyppies/goffs"
*"bangin me girl"
*"gettin wiped out on blow"
*defending "me ma"(who most of the time they swear their life on, on crappy bets)

Dislikes:
*"hyppies"
*"auld fockers"
*"goffs"
*"sk8terz"
*"fagotts"
*"me ma"(strange but ma is in both)
*most booze that would get someone older than a 3-year-old pissed
*anyone who can drink more than them
*anyone who can fight

so in essence the Spide is a twat, who cant fight in packs less than 3. so if you see some laugh inside then pass them. Also watch yer wallets.

Spides: EYEO HYPPIE GET YER HAIR CUT
Metaller: fuck you
Spides: U LOKIN A FEEGHT
Metaller: u want one?
Spide: FOCKIN HYPPIE BASTARD
Metaller smacks Spide.
Spide: IYL GET ME DA ON YE YE FUCKER

by DIWAS February 27, 2007

Spide

I absolutely claim to having invented this word around 1982 when I was 17 having a coffee in Corn Market , Belfast watching the world go by and playing "spotting the rare head" with a mate.

While it is used widely used nowadays and I fully agree that most people know a spide when they see one, everyone except a spide that is - it was because so many low -lifes at the time,had spiders web tattoos on their elbows. As simple as that. We used to do Spiderman hisses at them with our hands out and they didn't have a clue what we were doing.

Many of those tattooed fuckwits are royalty compared to the scum of today. If fact I have a pint with quite a few of them. Most didn't know if they were Mods, Skins or Punks but at least the music was good and memorable ,unlike today.

Yet man Johnny is a spidey wee cunt with that beard and those rats especially the fuckin clock. What the fuck are those clocks about?

by Spidekilla July 13, 2020

spide

Native to Belfast, but variations are found throughout the UK under different guises. (e.g, Glasgow/Edinburgh - Neds, Liverpool - Scallies) Spides have a general dress code. This consists of a tracksuit, baseball cap and brilliant white trainors. This uniform is often complimented with a few sovereign rings and the biggest necklace they can afford. A spide can often be found in estates or on some occasions in public. It is when they enter into civilisation that a spide is at it's most dangerous, often hunting in packs for people they don't like the look off. These groups include rival spide groupings, students, 'hippies', ethnic minorities and the elderly. It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. In their native habitat of the 'estate', spides like nothing better than drinking 'carry-outs' and fertilising millies. Often cheat the benefits system

The dole office was full of spides many of whom had little tashes. Janty was there too.

by Al Bundy August 22, 2003

spide

Another way of describing the scummy bastards who hang around the street corners of belfast with plastic bags full of glue up their sleeves. They would steal the teeth from your head to fuel their sad little existences. Dresscode = tracksuits, sovereigns + piss-stains. One of gods worst creations after cancer.

Look at that spidey bastard in his suped up shitmobile. Just because it makes alot of noise, has no fear stickers, neon lights and alloys doesn't mean its a car. And by the way, stop throwing fireworks you annoying little cunt.

by Jebus haitch October 02, 2003