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Interchangable with 'Fuck', very common with West Midlands vowel sounds. Generally not used as a present tense verb ('let's fock' sounds too aggressive)
You fockin' what?
I'm focked! / Get focked!
FOCK OFF!
by Captain Robot March 13, 2006
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another way of saying fuck without being bleeped out on message boards.

Form of "fuck" used for emphasis when used as an adjective. The "O" apparently gets people's attention when they see it.
"I'm a fOckin badass"

"That's FOCKIN NUTZ MAN!!!!"
by William Chan January 08, 2004
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The way Arctic Monkeys pronounce the word "fuck."
"...Because she must be focking freezing..."
by Michael LeSuer April 18, 2007
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The british way of saying "fuck."
1: 'Allo, old chap, 'ave you seen the bloody results of the football match?

2: Arsenal lost, I'm afraid.

1: FOCK THAT!
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Sticking the index finger into the anus of one's partner, simultaneously making a high-pitched beeping sound. Usually done without warning.

Trivia: When Meat Loaf sang "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," he was referring to being focked.
"When I focked my boyfriend last night, he totally farted before I could say 'beep.'"
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D4 version of fuck, v. exclusive. Made popular by Ross O'Carroll- Kelly, a rich mans fuck, some might say....
I live in, like D4? and I basically have, like Fockloads of cash....Oh My God! get away from me you focking skobe these are new dubes!
by Robert O' Connor-Keavney April 07, 2005
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Swiss way of expressing the word fuck and all variations on the word in English.
Fockin Asshoole
by bigjim555121212 July 08, 2010
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