A Cantonese surname.
Hello Mr. Shum, how can I be of service today?
To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.
I shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started
I just took a nice shum in your toilet
To shit and cum at the same time; a solo blumpkin
, if you will.
Everybody run, Sammi's going to shum like crazy!
The mixture of anal excrement from a woman and ejaculate from a man, either mixed in the anus with the penis, or in a bucket with a stick. Also see JIT.
She sprayed shum all over the bed after i blasted in her butt.
Ejaculating so hard you shit yourself
Man, he fucked her so hard, he shumed in her mouth.
Often occurs after unprotected anal. A mixture of shit and cum will seep from the back passgae, or, shum.
Last night I took her up the ass and when I pulled out she shummed all over the sheets.
The byproduct produced when a male shits himself while having an orgasm.
We had to change the sheets on the bed because there was shum all over them.