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by JennyChan March 12, 2008
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To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.
I shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started

I just took a nice shum in your toilet
by dillskin April 07, 2011
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The mixture of anal excrement from a woman and ejaculate from a man, either mixed in the anus with the penis, or in a bucket with a stick. Also see JIT.
She sprayed shum all over the bed after i blasted in her butt.
by luc October 16, 2004
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the shit and cum mix and run out of the girls asshole, thus the name shum
i sure love the smile on my gurls face when she feels the shum come flowing from her asshole!!
by coolrelax69 March 17, 2005
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mixture of shit/cum after a good assfucking
Joe's mother caught on to his homosexuality the summer he was home from college and she noticed a shumstain on his briefs.

by david rauch January 06, 2006
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Often occurs after unprotected anal. A mixture of shit and cum will seep from the back passgae, or, shum.
Last night I took her up the ass and when I pulled out she shummed all over the sheets.
by Lassie. March 05, 2010
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Occurs when a man simultaneously shits and cums during ejaculation either alone or with a sexual partner.
When I have sex with her, it's so good that it makes me shum!
by Eric the Terrible January 20, 2010
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