Internet Protocol

A dumbass thing that is used for gay ass Moderator and Admins to track your ISP down, I'm lucky I use High Anon Proxys

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Internet Protocol by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

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Ghost Protocol

When in a situation of heightened sensitivity e.g. at a new partner's apartment, a house party, unisex toilet with a queue etc. and you need to have a poo-poo, the act of timing the flush to coincide with the dump in order to minimise the presence of the offending matter within the confines of the room to effectively nil, thus maintaining the room's aromatic integrity.

"Last night's burrito caught up with me slap bang in the middle of brunch at the mother-in-law's, but I managed to initiate ghost protocol."

Ghost Protocol by Gavvygavgav July 12, 2017

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B.A.S protocol

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When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.

"Yo Dreagons simping for logan, it's time to initiate B.A.S protocol"

"Yes sir!"

B.A.S protocol by BallFondeler69 December 26, 2020

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Ghost Protocol

When your penis is uncircumcised and unbonerfied and looks like Tom Cruise incognito in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Bro, i saw your penis reported in ghost protocol when you passed out on your blackout birthday night

Ghost Protocol by The Don Dadadadad November 29, 2012

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