Antonio Brown

The act of furiously masturbating onto a female’s back while watching religious television while wearing an outdated football helmet.

I was so excited about signing with the Patriots, I went out and Antonio Browned a chick.

by captaininsano10000 September 11, 2019

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Antonio Brown

The biggest little bitch in NFL history.

Example 1
Bob: Wanna know something funny? Antonio Brown tweeted “Keep your emotions off the internet” and then verbally attacked JuJu for no reason.
John: Wow, he must really be jealous about not winning Team MVP. He’s still not over it?

Example 2
JuJu is lit, Antonio Brown ain’t shit.

by JuJuIsTheGoat April 9, 2019

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Antonio Brown

Another word for clown; a person who behaves in a foolish manner; nonsensical

How are you friends with Kevin? He's such an Antonio Brown.

Hey Will, what do you think of Gary?

He's one big Antonio Brown.

by Foulesttoaster5 September 27, 2019

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Antonio Brown

Another way to say you quit your job or you walked out mid-shift.

Dude! He just got up and Antonio Browned work!

I’m off to tell the manager my new name, here, is Antonio Brown! Peace out!

by RugbyDrinkinBro January 3, 2022

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When you haven't had a good shit in a long time and you think this might finally be the one but it ends up just being a fart that requires a lot of clean up.

Me: Aw shucks I thought this one would go all the way, instead it was just a little Antonio Brown

by CatScratchedNut October 26, 2019

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