1020 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) An excellent piece of cinema from the late seventies showing some of the events that would happen in a borstal (prison for young offenders in the UK). I watched it in a religious education lesson when I was 14 or 15, and have seen it dozens of times since. It preaches racial harmony, good sportsmanship (see murderball) and the importance of a tool.
Where's your tool?


What tool?



*WHACK*
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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(n.) a staircase that spirals round, with turning steps.


Idiom to describe a situation where the next step is not always clear, and a large amount of training in doing this is required.
This project has become something of a spiral staircase.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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a) when militia storm the government HQ and cease control of a country.

b) When a government is discredited by its' actions enough for them to be forced by thier people to hand over power, since no-one is listening to them
b) The house-arrest of Mikhail Gorbachev was ended by Boris Yeltsins' coup d'etat in which he campaigned against the USSR government of which he was a member with the people on his side and the military disobeying thier oders to prevent the people, thus securing the military on his side.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.
You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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