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Dear Math,
I am not your therapist, go solve your own problems.
by Bbalbkabka June 24, 2021
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Math

Math -->Meth
principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
by smertieboi February 21, 2019
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the inhuman form of hell and is a torture device which leads students to hate school
Jessica:math is hell
Bethany:yeah let's skip
by real._.name October 04, 2018
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A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA
Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her
by a math professor July 17, 2012
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A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.
"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."
by Arelle Arghee January 12, 2009
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Math is mental abuse to humans. Didn't I already mention this?!
by StarcookiePusheen January 09, 2017
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the fricking coolest subject in the universe!
mo: i'm bored *sigh*
jo: math?
mo: heck, yes!
by kathleen March 07, 2005
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