"You totally Mathieu'd that shit"
News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"
Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"
Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"
Random person: "what penis?"