Gizwidget's definitions

MTV

What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).

The only good thing that came from MTV was Jackass

by Gizwidget January 19, 2008

36 24 36

1The combination of my gym lock in 6th grade (no kidding!)
2The dimensions of a stacked female

1When my gym lock was stolen in 7th grade, i found my one from 6th grade and used that one instead

2 DAAAAAAMN!! THAT HOE'S 36 24 36!!!!!

by Gizwidget March 18, 2007

math

(Yet)another word for sex.

Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply!!

by Gizwidget April 20, 2007

pornography

Reading material to be held in one hand.

My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007

Wal-Mart

A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.

Wal-Mart Employee: Sorry son, This here rule book says I can't sell ya this here TV-game thingy, but how 'bout I show you our fine selection of shotty-guns?

by Gizwidget May 15, 2007

soviet russia

A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.

In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

by Gizwidget November 12, 2007

phobiphobia

the fear of fear itself.

Franklin Roosevelt had phobiphobia

by Gizwidget April 2, 2007