16 definitions by StealsyourstereO

Jigglin' Giblets

1. a term for the act of masturbation

2. an exclamation

Ex1. Dude, I was jigglin' giblets last night and my mom walked in.

Ex2. Jigglin' Giblets man! Somebody's stolen my sandwich!

by StealsyourstereO January 26, 2006

math

phone number, digits.

mainly used by males to describe the phone number of a female.

"yo did you see that bad bitch I was talking to?"

"yea man, you get the math?"

by StealsyourstereO November 15, 2006

bramen noodles

a group of douche bag kids.

"look at this gaggle of fags coming towards us"

"man, they's bramen noodles."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

Maskurbate

When a man inserts his penis into the mouth part of a mask to imitate a female performing fellatio.

Feeling alone and desperate, Mike found his old Phantom of the Opera costume and decided to maskurbate.

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

church wine

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.

"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

shem

equivilent to any term used to define anyone who dresses, walks, or talks like an asshole. examples include "tool", "herb", "douche", or "fag"

"brah I totally nailed this slut last night, and I drank like a beer and a half during."

"dude, you're a fucking shem."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

leany

a chilled out kind of high.

one where you can just lean back and relax

"son i'm leany off this heemy."

by StealsyourstereO November 15, 2006