Nutty Chunker 

An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.

After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.

Nutty Chunker by Boxx Cutta December 8, 2013

crunked 

to get high and drunk at the same time

last night i drank a 40 oz of O.E. and smoked a blunt to my head

crunked by E unit John April 1, 2003

chunkem(s) 

1.The ability to fight well, usually ending up victorious.(chunkems)

2.Wanting to engage in a fight.(chunkem)

1.Aaron has chunkems.

2. You not tryin to chunkem.

chunkem(s) by A_Delirious June 24, 2005

Chanked Out 

Intensely blazed / toked / stoned / high / that your eyes are as slinky and chinky as a chank can be.

MJ: yo, how the budda treatin ya
Kushman: Damn yo, I am mad CHANKED OUT son!

Chanked Out by master unity mind August 4, 2010

chucked a yougan 

Very widely used in the South West of Sydney.
A "yougan" is an aboriginal creature from the dreamtime that would always ruin a corroboree (telling of a story through dance).
So when someone ruins a story or tells an unfunny joke they chucked a yougan!!

Joe: Where are you going Bill
Bill: I'm going to your aunty's house for sex
Joe: My aunty just died
Sam: Bill, you just chucked a yougan

chucked a yougan by cold_blooded23 May 9, 2010

crunked 

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

crunked by restin256 February 27, 2005

chonked 

looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned

dude you look so chonked

chonked by filter2700 August 13, 2007