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1.
looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned
dude you look so chonked
by filter2700 August 10, 2007
 
2.
The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.
(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!

(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.
by Granola Boy April 01, 2010