bible thumper 

Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.

He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.

bible thumper by soreofhing July 6, 2009

bible 2 

Steel Ball Run

Guy 1 : The holy bible has reformed me from my ways of sin
Guy 2 : I read the bible 2
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : You know, Jesus telling a cripple to kill the president

bible 2 by Anti-SUCC-Specimin September 4, 2020

Dick Bible

-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.

"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"

Dick Bible by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009

fraud bible 

A book dedicated as a guide for all criminal activity. Things how to make drugs, how to steal, how to card online, how to print money, and much more. Can be found on the deep web for prices from free to a hundred dollars

1. I just bought the fraud bible online for only 20 bucks. What a great price!
2. The fraud bible taught me how to steal a car.

fraud bible by Hurricane474 April 18, 2020

Wicked Bible 

In 1631, a printers thing in London accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."

However, King Charles I had ordered 1,000 copies of the bible from these printers, and was not amused when he discovered the mistake...He ordered them to be burned and now only 11 exist today...

" 'Thou shalt commit adultery.' That's wicked man!...Literally..."

"I wish I could see this famous wicked bible..."

Wicked Bible by Dwergi December 31, 2005

bible discussion/study meeting 

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

bible discussion/study meeting by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

Trou Bible 

Often a Cosmo or some other type of girl magazine that somehow female cadets at West Point, aka trou, manage to read while "physically exerting" themselves on the lowest levels on a trou chariot.

Look at that trou on her chariot reading the trou bible, like she can really use that magazine to "please her man."

Trou Bible by TR 1 December 9, 2008