Bibled 

Verb, to make up parts of the bible to prove a point.

Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.

Bibled by xderpt12 January 5, 2011

bibled 

when u r in need and a very kind friend smacks u in the face with the perfect bible verse in ur time of need :)

“you’ve been bibled”

example:

"im anxious"

"cast all ur anxiety on Him because he cares for u <3"

"you just 'bibled' me"

bibled by kenhoo December 1, 2022

Bibled 

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.

During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.

Bibled by Sidney Jane January 16, 2008

Bibled 

The ejaculation of sperm into a book of any kind with the originating book being a Bible.

Ryan I Bibled your book.

Bibled by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

Bibled 

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

Bibled by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

Bibled 

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

Bibled by BigHS March 10, 2022

bibled 

Verb or Adjective; Used in college slang: Being assigned so much reading that you feel like you have to read the whole bible or being assigned reading that is not easily understandable

Oh, my professor really bibled me today.
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day

bibled by Wallie913 May 27, 2025