soreofhing's definitions

hair to grow on the palm of your hand

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.

Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

shiksa

An insulting term used by Jews to signify any non Jewish woman. Almost always used among Jews as a disrespectful offensive term for any non jewish girl or woman.
It's fighting talk.

That dirty shiksa.
All shiksas are shit.
I fucked that shiksa and gave her the clap.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

bible thumper

Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.

He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.

Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

yid scum

1. A derogatory term for a Jew based upon their disagreeable characteristics (usually in business).

That yid scum cheated me out of my promised pay raise.
The boss sent money to build his local synagogue but when I asked for my promised bonus he denied ever having promised it to me....the yid scum.
Yid scum! They send cash out of the country to support Israelis killing Palestinian civilians.

by soreofhing July 5, 2009

bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009