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mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.
Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.
by soreofhing July 20, 2009
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bible thumper

Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.
He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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Malvinas

I've looked and looked at maps, charts and my world globe but can't find any place called Malvinas in the south Atlantic Ocean.
I can only find some British islands called the Falkland Islands.
I don't think the Malvinas exist at all.
Malvinas? Where are they?
I can't find the Malvinas. I don't think they exist.
Who invented this funny name Malvinas?
by soreofhing November 24, 2009
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bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.
I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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The Idiot's Line

The line which you always seem to get onto at the supermarket checkout, the highway tollbooth line or in the bank.

The former always has someone who has a limited supply of cash and no credit card so they have to withdraw some items from their cart and wait for the checkout girl to recalculate and say "you're still 9.69 dollars over".
Or in the second, someone who drops his change and has to stop and scramble under his car.
Or in the latter, you are behind someone who suddenly pulls out wads of cash from his under his shirt for depositing in different accounts.
Damn! I'm in a hell of a hurry, and I got into the idiot's line at the supermarket.
by soreofhing July 20, 2009
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left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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shiksa

An insulting term used by Jews to signify any non Jewish woman. Almost always used among Jews as a disrespectful offensive term for any non jewish girl or woman.
It's fighting talk.
That dirty shiksa.
All shiksas are shit.
I fucked that shiksa and gave her the clap.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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