soreofhing's definitions

left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

shiksa

An insulting term used by Jews to signify any non Jewish woman. Almost always used among Jews as a disrespectful offensive term for any non jewish girl or woman.
It's fighting talk.

That dirty shiksa.
All shiksas are shit.
I fucked that shiksa and gave her the clap.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.

Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

bible thumper

Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.

He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

drink

Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".

That's your fourth drink, you know.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

tea leaf

Rhyming slang for a thief

Where's my pencil gone? You've got it, you tea leaf!

by soreofhing July 5, 2009

wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.

You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009