Nerp

when the nipples get hard due to coldness or arousal and can be seen poking through a tight shirt

dude, I love it when she nerps!

by Cantiki October 18, 2006

Nerp

a cross between a noob and a derp - nerp

used to decribe the worst people ever, like a certain person who im not allowed to name on here !

wow did you actually just spill the milk? you nerp

by JAAAAKKKKEEEE January 18, 2011

Nerp!

A term used to describe surprise, boredom, or fascination.

Julia screamed "Nerp!" when Erick put his finger in the wrong hole.

by donotello September 07, 2005

Nerp

Nefarious Evil Resident Politick

A fascist organization bent on the destruction of the human race!

Sovereign nations are a compromise of failed wars.
Ours will not fail...

~The NERP doctrine

by Budlong October 13, 2006

Nerp

1. A lower version of the Rasputin dance.
2. A form of power in which you do number one, and you can do anything.

1. He did the nerp for a dancing contest and won.
2. He put some nerp in it, and was able to kick a fortnite.

by Dictionare2560 February 14, 2023

Nerp

To rifle threw a bunch of stuff that wasn't yours and take things that were not actually your possessions to begin with.

Did you see that wingnut over here by my camp nerping through my tent last night?They grabbed so much stuff from of mine they could open there own thrift store!

by Richard Headdy III February 04, 2022

Nerp

Never ending repositioning process

The action of moving things again and again.
Or to constantly go through things

A tweaker Nerping in their backpack

by Macmalta November 01, 2020