Top Definition
variation of "nope" which is slang for "no".
1: you goin to the movies tonight dude?
2: nerp.
by jaaaasmin August 30, 2007
Nerps - almost always used in the plural, when referring to a set of nipples.
She had chewy nerps.
by Judster October 10, 2004
(adj.) A Nefarious Twerp, or a Nerp, is a loud-mouthed individual with an over-inflated opinion of him or herself, who forces uncomfortable small talk in lifts or tight spaces. Experts in saying absolutely nothing in a lot of words. Typically comes in the form of a recruitment consultant, estate agent or a sales executive.
"I ran into John again in the lift on Floor 2, the doors didn't close in time"

"What a Nerp!"
by TomatoPotatoTomatoPotato1234 January 22, 2016
N.E.R.P.

N.E.R.P.

Needy
Eager
Rapey
Pervy
'Oh Tom keeps groping Laura and Jade... What a NERP'

'Tom made that girl touch his penis. He's such a NERP!'
by 50sotGman October 03, 2012
a cross between a noob and a derp - nerp

used to decribe the worst people ever, like a certain person who im not allowed to name on here !
wow did you actually just spill the milk? you nerp
by JAAAAKKKKEEEE January 17, 2011
what doesn't it mean?
Allie : *taking notes in world history*
Justin : NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
Allie: AHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Justin: nerp
by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010
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