Moose

A moose is another word for whore. A way to describe a slut. Can also be used as "Moosie".

Friend 1: Damn that girl is good looking

Friend 2: Yeah dude, but I bet she is a total moose.

by Nick, Cordell, Ian January 25, 2009

Moose

The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something

Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."

by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014

Moose

Descriptive -

Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.

2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.

A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.

Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.

"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"

-Vomits-

by I like Toast, the most. October 15, 2009

Moose

Medical
Onset
Of
Self
Ejaculation

Hey doctor, I need moose.

by SpkyX March 05, 2020

Moose

Meaning: something thats awesome, cool, rad, etc. Used to describe a situation, event, or object deemed as worthy of being awesome or cool.

"Dude, that heavy metal concert next month is gonna be so moose!"

" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"

by NaTeSaUcE January 23, 2009

Moose

The hottest dog you’ll ever lay eyes on. No dog can top this specimen of a dog. Everyone wants him but just know he’s mine (and drake’s).

What are you looking at?
The hottest dog ever, Moose.

by Michael1385868 February 05, 2020

Moose

That weird fuckin thing I see in the woods some times

Is that a moose

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022