A moose is another word for whore. A way to describe a slut. Can also be used as "Moosie".
Friend 1: Damn that girl is good looking

Friend 2: Yeah dude, but I bet she is a total moose.
by Nick, Cordell, Ian January 25, 2009
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The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something
Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."
by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014
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Descriptive -

Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.

2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.

A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.
Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.

"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"

-Vomits-
by I like Toast, the most. October 15, 2009
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Meaning: something thats awesome, cool, rad, etc. Used to describe a situation, event, or object deemed as worthy of being awesome or cool.
"Dude, that heavy metal concert next month is gonna be so moose!"

" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"
by NaTeSaUcE January 24, 2009
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A slang term for slime 🐍🐍
Laura: HEY MOOOOOOSE
Nicole: mooooose
Selah: moosemoose
Megan: Hi moooooose
Óscar: hey moosie laurs
by laursmoosie666 June 14, 2019
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That weird fuckin thing I see in the woods some times
Is that a moose
by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022
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