sala's definitions

scissor sister

A woman who enjoys engaging in oral sex with another woman; a carpet muncher.

Ruth was a certified scissor sister.

by sala January 17, 2003

mancunt

1) The asshole of a gay man; 2) a general term for a submissive gay man, especially one who enjoyes receiving anal sex.

Tom could take ten inches up the mancunt.

by sala January 17, 2003

technicolor yawn

Colorful term for vomit

After eating ten plates of lasagna, I did the technicolor yawn.

by sala January 17, 2003

moose

A sign given to a friend in hiding while you're having sex with a girl doggy-style. It involves simulating moose antlers by placing one's thumbs on each side of the head, spreading the other fingers wide, and waving them back and forth.

Ron was hiding in the closet, and I gave him the moose while I was doing Tiffany back-door.

by sala January 17, 2003

Pasadena Mudslide

Defecating on a woman's breasts while you straddle her face for fellatio.

Tammy didn't appreciate the Pasadena Mudslide I gave her.

by sala January 17, 2003

slansy

A male homosexual prostitute. Derived by conmbining the words slut and pansy.

Ron found a new line of work as a slansy.

by sala January 17, 2003

vector spew

To vomit profusely in all directions.

After downing ten beers, I doused my buddies with a vector spew.

by sala January 17, 2003