An indescribable amount of suckage.
Man, that exam sucked big hairy moose cock!!!
Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.
Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.
"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"
an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'
wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"
wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"
wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"
what an asshole calls an asshole
A guy who has risen above the level of douchebag, it also covers random normal asshole who's action leaves you speechless...that is a moosecock
In the sport Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. Flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. Occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. That is a Moose Cock. A big leafless tree branch.
I almost made it through those trees, but that moose cock knocked my disc down.
A Canadian's favorite food
Hey Honey why don't you fry me up some of that Moose Cock for supper?
that is the biggest moose cock story I heard
jimmy was telling his how the window got broke and Dad replies " the the biggest moose cock story I ever heard !!"