Top Definition
Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015
To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015
Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you
you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed

if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
by ADJMETT June 26, 2011
noun: To have one's beverage, usually a coffee beverage, unknowingly spiked with extra shots of espresso.
1) Do you see Jenny bouncing off the walls? Freddy moose'd her!
2) (to someone who ordered a coffee and after drinking half the cup) "You got moose'd!!"
by nycizzle May 05, 2009
To be paged via instant messager. Same as IMed or AIMed.

Usage comes from an early IM program called "MooseMan", later known as "Internet Moosenger"
I got moosed by Julie last night.
by Scrappy Doo March 20, 2005
Verb: To get badly sunburned. Past tense of 'moose'.
woah dude, my face just got totally moosed while surfin today...
by Jack the Rapper April 05, 2009
to fill a produce display at super one ridiculously full while leaving it somewhat presentable.
Moose done moosed the bananas again!


This 10 for 10 deal is killin us, good thing Moose moosed that shit!!!
by pollard218 May 16, 2009
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