picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

by sol3rosenberg August 26, 2007

picasso

During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.

I got an idea when Mary was sucking my dick so I gave her a picasso. Turned out nice.

by kduell March 04, 2003

The Picasso

Building up air pressure in a girl during sex, cumming in her, then pressing down on her stomach to watch the queef splatter it all on the wall.

I performed The Picasso last night with my girl, it was a beautiful work of art!

by mfstan45 October 22, 2019

picasso

sexiest man alive in the 20th century

I wish I was a Picasso.

by acso man March 06, 2009

The Picasso

The art fucking a girl on her period and ejaculating, creating the permanent canvas on the bedsheet that can only be compared to the abstract art that is The Picasso.

“Yeah man, I was too horny so I just did The Picasso there and then”

“You absolute degenerate”

by Squidgy Testicles November 16, 2019

Picassoing

The act of dipping the tip of your member in paint, then masturbating onto a blank canvas.

I didnt have a paint brush so I began picassoing instead.

by Dwayne Nelco February 19, 2020

The picasso

After cumming in a girls back(the canvas). Use your dick (the brush)to draw a picture with the cum, open a pack of glitter and sprinkle it on her back.

When she gets up and the loose glitter falls leaving only the one stuck to your cum you can proceed to apreciate your artwork!

Talk about arts n crafts! I gave this girl "the picasso" once, she liked it so much she got a tattoo of it to make it permanent!

by Thepicasso July 27, 2017