rod

A penis, dick. A big pole.

Dont fuck with Moses, he'll put his rod on your bitch ass.
When I'm feeling down, his rod and his staff... they comfort me.
We went fishing and I couldn't believe how long his rod was! His fishing pole? No, his other ROD... 12 inches.

by @branden_iam October 28, 2022

rod

A stronger degree of calling someone a tool(a.k.a. an asshole). Meant to emphasize more of an asshole nature

I always knew Joe D. was a total rod

by Bob Papadopolous May 1, 2005

rod

an egotistical arrogant whore of a titty bar dj

DJ : "I'll play what I feel like playin when I feel like it for who ever i feel like. AND you have to tip me..."
Stripper: "Fuck you, you fucking ROD"

by hmmmmmm....you want my name... ha! January 6, 2004

rod

A person posessing a small penis

That rod is always copying david's look

by Hollow Jerkie December 23, 2003

rod

Short for nimrod or ramrod; but it's just a rod...

Last night I thought my friend was a tool - but I realized he was the entire toolshed, no, not the toolshed, he was the biggest ROD in the toolshed.

by Alecs Cook ("The Ultimate Authority on Peanuts an August 31, 2003

rod

Midwestern slang for a dollar

"The dude said I had to lay a rod on him for the info."

by Dick Weed March 7, 2005

rod

Term of derision applied to any offensive male who hoves into view. Comes in handy at the pub when any male who mistakenly thinks he's 'cool' is spotted. They don't realise that the term is an insult, and thus you escape unpunched.

That mullet's such a rod

by The Rod April 25, 2003