Pulled Pork Slider

When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.

Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!

Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?

Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!

by JudeTheObscene May 28, 2009

Pulled pork and chilli

A sexual act of a man masterbating while deficating on the toilet.

During lunch hour, he enjoyed pulled pork and chilli

by Thee sfc October 16, 2018

Pulled-pork Sandwich

A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.

I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.

by Kwazimoto August 23, 2008

Alaskan Pulled Pork

When you're doing anal and when you pull out, so does her rectum in a shitty mess

I can't sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night

by fec2 October 9, 2016

pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.

after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.

by Moral Oral June 9, 2008

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 27, 2011

Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.

I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.

by Bigjuan4u October 17, 2018