heef 

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

heef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

heef 

The flesh of a homosapian ie."human beef".

1 A:what would ya like fer suppa,dweeb?
B:HEEF!!!!!!!!
2Wow,just lookin at yer fat,tender arms makes my mouth water for heef!

heef by ACkiddo110 December 3, 2006

heef 

To smoke marijuana in any way shape or form.

Let's go buy a blunt at the gas station and heef some of this tree I just picked up.

heef by Brosti August 6, 2005

Heef 

Number 2 of yinns language.. unknown meaning

HEEF!!!

Heef

Heef by Yinndalin September 2, 2022

heef 

a screwd up child named shyla who has no friends and is a prep

ur a heef

heef by sum1 ur not July 27, 2003

Heef cofe 

a woman with a large intimidating frame and robust figure. There are many different varietys of a heef cofe all equally in charge. Most heef cofe could beat you at arm wrestling.

"Hey billy call heef cofe and see if she's working st Arby's today, I need to get a twamp sack.

Heef cofe by Dannyboy88100 August 19, 2017

heefing 

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005