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1.
Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.
Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.
by TheFrogPrints September 06, 2011
 
2.
To excrete waste; take a shit.
"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."
by x January 31, 2003
 
3.
What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team
last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.
by ??????? ????? September 01, 2010
 
4.
A rhyming slang for taking a poo.

For al those retar- I mean, people - who mistake number 3 for number 1, it's a rhyming slang. Number 3 means to pee. Number 1 means none.
Little boy Johnny, went to the loo,
He ate so much, he went for a number 2.
Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo,
He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee.
So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3!

Got it now?
by Light White Dragon March 01, 2012
 
5.
A two cheeseburger combo meal at mcdonalds!
Uhhh, could i getta number 2 with a coke and supa size that shiet!
by DeeZNutZ July 29, 2003