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Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media bullshitting for the 21st century.

It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.

Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.
Do we have to sit here and listen to this dude heafing any longer, noone gives a shit. Let's go outside and get a life.
Heafing by The Geek Assassinator January 15, 2009
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hoefinger 

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger
hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005
best described:
Scots lad: 'did ye see the size o' her haggis?!'
Scots lad 2: 'aye it was HEEFIN!'
heefin by pourquoi? April 10, 2007
Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
Heebing by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
Heeling is basically like skating but using Heelys shoes which are shoes with a wheel in the heel.
Guy1: Hey man, i have just bought my new pair of heelys, wanna go out heeling?
Guy2: Hell yeah
heeling by Mabbsy July 19, 2006
Defined As Being Idiots or The Action Of Making Random Crap Go Down A Hill, It can also mean a getaway on a Crazy Cart.
That guy was Heebing a skateboard so fast
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