facebook 

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

facebook by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018

Facebook 

A website/app created by old people, for old people.

My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.

Facebook by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019

Facebook 

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.

I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!

Facebook by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Facebook 

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.

Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.

Facebook by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019

facebook 

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.

Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?

facebook by alco3 August 18, 2019

Facebook 

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

Facebook by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

Facebook 

The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.

OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.

Facebook by imAGHOST October 30, 2019