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1. facebook stalker
Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...
I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...
2. facebook stalker
a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.
"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"
3. Facebook Stalker
An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
4. facebook stalker
You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"

Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"

Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."

Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"

Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"
5. Facebook Stalker
When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker
-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!
6. facebook stalker
Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.
If a guy comments on your post about the new brand of tampon you like....he is a facebook stalker!
7. Facebook Stalker
A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life
Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???

Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???

Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.
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