mancession 

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.

Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

mancession by windowofopportunity June 22, 2009

mancession 

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.

Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.

mancession by michaliann October 1, 2009

mancession 

A period of temporary or extended romantic decline during which dating, relationships and intimate encounters are reduced or completely absent from a woman's life, generally identified by a lack of qualified men in close geographic proximity in two successive quarters

Men were plentiful in undergrad; however, when I've been in the midst of a mancession since graduation.

mancession by aj2fab January 11, 2012

Manclusion 

A conclusion that a man comes to when his ego is in question.

Jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row

Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim

Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.

Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim

Manclusion by Livetowin_Manclusion March 15, 2013

manceptionist 

A receptionist of dubious sexual identity.

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.

manceptionist by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Mancessity

The quality or state of being inevitable to man's way of life in nature; anything else shall be considered a mancessory.

Ross only brought the mancessity items with him on our annual camping trip; beer, a knife, and his flint stick.

Mancessity by Hash Brown Matt March 30, 2009

Mancursion 

An adventure trip that men take.

We are going on a camping mancursion in the mountains. No girls allowed!

Mancursion by hterenz June 18, 2010