Manclusion 

A conclusion that a man comes to when his ego is in question.

Jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row

Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim

Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.

Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim

Manclusion by Livetowin_Manclusion March 15, 2013

mancession 

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.

Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

mancession by windowofopportunity June 22, 2009

mancession 

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.

Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.

mancession by michaliann October 1, 2009

Mancursion 

An adventure trip that men take.

We are going on a camping mancursion in the mountains. No girls allowed!

Mancursion by hterenz June 18, 2010

mancession 

A period of temporary or extended romantic decline during which dating, relationships and intimate encounters are reduced or completely absent from a woman's life, generally identified by a lack of qualified men in close geographic proximity in two successive quarters

Men were plentiful in undergrad; however, when I've been in the midst of a mancession since graduation.

mancession by aj2fab January 11, 2012

mancusian

One who regards the mass of humanity as unthinking monkeys, sheep, or programmed mindless consumers, acting at the will of social conditioning without independent thought.

"I'm a Mancusian, like I don't shop at WallyWorld wid all those wack cheese curds, yo!"

mancusian by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

Mancision 

A woman making an independent decision (typically the wrong one) regarding a man. Usually followed by a promise to never do it again after enjoying a morning full of regrets.

I am not, I repeat, I am not allowed to make my own mancisions ever again.

Mancision by #1 Horrific Mancision Maker September 1, 2009