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digital divide 

Profile photos on Facebook or any other social networking site in which a woman prominently features her cleavage.
You: Wow, look at Henrietta's Facebook pic. Could she show any more cleavage?

Me: I thought she was a nice girl. What's with the digital divide?

You: Maybe we should tell her mom...

Me: Are you kidding? Have you seen her fuzzy logic on MySpace?
digital divide by LearnedOne August 14, 2009
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Digital Dance Divide

The digital dance divide refers to the gap between people with effective access to dance games (e.g. Dance Dance Revolution, Just Dance, Dance Party, etc ..) and those with very limited or no access at all. This can be seen in the field during a high school dance where a group of students show great skills in repeating solo dance moves in the game(s) and the rest displaying only rudimentary moves.
This high school dance is lame. Most of the people are just standing there. Just a few Just Dance nerds in the corner, showing off. Must be Digital Dance Divide.

Digital dividend 

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.
Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008