statdict
(noun) - a person who feels compelled to constantly update his/her facebook status with irrelevant, uninteresting messages. "Statdicted" is an adjectival form used to describe such a person.
Jane just updated her FB status from "had cheerios for breakfast" to "sneezed three times." Seriously, no one cares. She is such a statdict!
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She is so statdicted!
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She is so statdicted!
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